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I write the truth many are too afraid to speak. But I’m not afraid to speak. Speaking is just making mouth sounds, and to be honest it’s not very scary.

Eat Cheese Every Day

Forget about keto, Atkins, Whole 30, and every other diet — this revolutionary breakthrough in how we eat will forever change your relationship with food.

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The Yellow Ones Don’t Stop

The Big Apple may be called a concrete jungle, but if you don’t have the cheat codes for this game of Frogger then it’ll be game over for you, friendo.

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